Night Crumbs

May 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Panty Creamer of the Day: Hugh JackMeOff jacked his mic off at the Tokyo premiere of X-Men: Days Of Future Past and he looks pretty happy about it – Lainey Gossip

Emma Thompson’s mouth ventured into GOOP territory – Celebitchy

If you’ve got silicone chichis and they don’t look like man-eating alien plants from the mind of Ridley Scott, then you’re doing it wrong. Beshine knows what I’m talking about – Drunken Stepfather

When she SheBroke Whitfield asks, “Who gon’ check me, boo?” The answer is always: the IRS, boo – Reality Tea

Ewww, Charlize Theron, take that finger out of your mouth. We all know where it’s been (up Sean Penn’s butt) – Hollywood Tuna

Cara Delawhatever’s (former?) scissor sister’s in a two piece – The Superficial

Death Wish: Andy Lewis┬áhas got several – Towleroad

The time Channing Tatum and Shia LaDouche got sloppy douchey together – Pajiba

This deceased abuelita’s family should’ve really made her funeral scene authentic by putting a chancleta in her cold, dead hand – Jezebel

In case you didn’t spend some of your Memorial Day weekend watching The Normal Heart and drinking Matt Boner’s bare ass with your eyes, here’s Matt Boner’s bare ass in The Normal HeartOMG Blog

Kendull Jenner can’t read, but she can afford a $1.4 million condo – ICYDK

A naked Gisele Bundchen butt humps a red whale on Lui Magazine – Popsugar

Dexter knows the last Dexter sucked ass – Moe Jackson

Please DO this to your face – The Berry

Deryck Whibley thanks his fans for the support he got after booze almost killed him – HuffPo

Jessica Alba stepped over a puddle – Popoholic

Kate Beckinsale walked to her car while wearing aluminum foil shoes – IDLYITW

Did Marky Mark have a shhh baby with Martha Dumptruck and nobody told us? – Just Jared

Steve Perry sang again – SOW

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