Night Crumbs

May 23, 2014 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber is still partying in Cannes and all that pourpre bu (aka French Purple Drank) and European weed must’ve messed with his toddler insides, because here he is at an amfAR event making a warm oopsie in his pants. It’s okay, Justin, you can repeat Potty Training 101 when you get back to the US – Lainey GossipĀ 

Somebody should tell John Mayer that the easiest way to get Lea Michele to want to bone him is to start dating Naya RiveraCelebitchy

Jon Gosselin got fired from his waiter job. Even if it’s not Kate Gosselin’s fault, it’s still Kate Gosselin’s fault – Reality Tea

RuPaul has a little message for the “tranny police” and it starts with “fuck” and ends with “you” – Towleroad

Reason #4,560,984 for why I hate people – The Superficial

But did Ireland Baldwin get a tattoo of a rude, thoughtless little pig? – Drunken Stepfather

More of prude Jessica Alba being a prude in prude-ish bikinis in Entertainment WeeklyHollywood Tuna

Like Goopy Paltrow is really going to trust a simple peasant to carry her pure platinum suitcase full of imported coconut oil, crystal jars of dolphin saliva and vials of Alexa Chung’s blood – IDLYITW


Dean McDermont’s son Jack is a regular Captain Obvious – ICYDK

Smooth white Australian nalgitas alert! – OMG Blog

Get your nipple tweakin’ fingers ready, it’s time for Shirtless Friday again! – The Berry

Ant-Man’s director quits that bitch – HuffPo

Game of Thrones is adding a lot of characters with the last name Sand and not one of them is Shauna Sand. WE MUST REVOLT!- Pajiba

Here’s to more scenes of Bradley Cooper and Michael Ian Black having sweaty barn butt sex – Just Jared

Jennifer Lawrence pees like a dude – SOW

Maksim Chmerkovskiy should’ve done everyone a favor and put that hat over his brother’s ugly ass electrocuted poodle hair – Boy Culture

Either Misty Day brought Keyboard Cat back from the dead or that’s another impusstor! – Gawker

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