Unbreak Her Brain: Toni Braxton Thinks God Gave Her Son Autism As Punishment For The Abortion She Had

May 22, 2014 / Posted by:

You have to say a lot of dumb shit to make Tamar Braxton look like a Rhodes Scholar and the genius of the family, but Toni Braxton found a way to makeithappen.co.uk.

Toni Braxton is selling her new memoirs called, what else, “Unbreak My Heart,” and in it she writes about how she thinks God is constantly punishing her for having an abortion. According to the NYDN, Toni writes that over 10 years ago she got knocked up with her then-boyfriend Keri Lewis’ baby and she decided to have an abortion, because she was taking Accutane for her acne situation at the time and read that the drug can cause serious fetal deformities. But Toni also said that even if she wasn’t taking Accurate, she still would’ve had an abortion.

Toni’s parents were both pastors and she grew up in a strict religious household, so after she had an abortion the Christian guilt hit her hard. Years after she had an abortion, her 3-year-old son Diezel was diagnosed with autism and Toni immediately thought God was getting her back.

“Is God punishing me for that abortion?” she writes.

Braxton realizes that might sound odd, but says she “believed that God’s payback was to give my son autism.”

The “Breathe Again” singer was so consumed with guilt over the abortion that she questioned if God was punishing her for it with lupus and her parents’ messy divorce.

Before Jenny McCarthy cackles and smugly says, “And all of you whores think I’m the crazy one?”, the Queen of Bankruptcies also writes that she thinks vaccines might’ve caused her son’s autism.

“Maybe it’s just a coincidence that after my son’s first MMR vaccine, I began to notice changes in him,” she writes, saying that her son wasn’t as spirited as when she brought him home from the hospital. She writes that her son wasn’t responsive to affection.

God’s vengeance for having an abortion + vaccines = autism. That makes sense.

Well, if Toni thinks her son wasn’t very affectionate then, wait until he reads that his mom thinks autism is a “punishment” and that he’s a curse. That’s like a tight bear hug to the soul. Toni’s religion sounds so warm and comforting. Whenever you do something God doesn’t like, God will punish you repeatedly and won’t ever let you forget it. God is like your judgey aunt, but with POWERS!

No, I don’t think God punished Toni for having an abortion. But God should punish Toni for her involvement in that Oogieloves movie.

Here’s Toni signing her messy memoirs in NYC the other day:

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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