Night Crumbs

May 15, 2014 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp kisses Amber Heard’s teeth in NYC, and from this angle he looks young, sexy and it doesn’t seem like he’s fighting the hot with both hands. That’s your angle, Johnny! No comment on that rat-chewed gutter hipster hobo hat – Lainey Gossip

FYI: There’s a blonde American socialite in Memphis who’s never going to wash her vagina again – Celebitchy

Another day, another rumor about how Nene Leakes is stomping out of The Real Housewives of AtlantaReality Tea

Now everyone knows where amazonian gold digger Jean Kasem is keeping Casey Kasem┬áhostage – The Superficial

I’d be football’s #1 fan if this happened all the time – Towleroad

Adriana Lima in Vogue TurkeyDrunken Stepfather

The real question is, what ISN’T up Lindsay Lohan’s nostrils? – Hollywood Tuna

Now THIS is a panty cream-inducing hot look that Johnny Depp should keep – Popsugar

If Ellen Degeneres ever needs to take a sick day from her show, Julianne Hough would make a good hair double – Popoholic

Tara the Bodyguard Pussy continues to be America’s newest sweetheart and the hero we all need, but don’t deserve – Jezebel

As Florence collectively wet heaves, Paris collectively goes, “LE PHEW!” – ICYDK

Yeah, yeah, now let’s see if those hot pieces’ peens are long enough to use as towel racks – The Berry

And here’s singing Spider-Man’s ass – OMG Blog

Aaron Hernandez murdered more people – IDLYITW

Tina Fey says that blazers are the key to women making it in late-night – HuffPo

Aw, Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes reunited – Just Jared

The only thing I learned from the Cinderella teaser trailer is that Cinderella’s shoe is bustedly ugly. It should’ve been a Lucite heel – Pajiba

Josh Groban was always a hot piece of ass – SOW

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