And Somewhere, A Make-Up Artist Was Just Hit With A Lightning Bolt Thrown By God
HD powder claims another victim!
Celebwhores: Zero.
HD powder: Too many to count!
Just like Nicole Kidman, Uma Thurman and Sabrina the Teenage Witch before her ass, a make-up artist proved that they are an unholy Satanist by fucking with St. Angie Jolie’s face and slapping her down with that powder that makes you look Scarface when a flash hits you. St. Angie was Brad Pitt’s date to The Normal Heart premiere in NYC last night and she looked like a malnourished baby alligator that a chef at a creole restaurant just dipped in flour and was about to toss in a fryer pan. Who ever did that to St. Angie has probably been struck by lighting and is a pile of dust right now, but I want to use a Ouija board to contact their ghost and tell them that I love them for making her look like an over-used coke straw with veins. She looks like Rob Ford just farted in her face.
But seriously, I’m sure that’s not powder. It’s queef dust from the angels. She is St. Angie after all.
Here’s more pictures from last night’s The Normal Heart premiere including pictures of basic ho, basic ho, MATT BONER!!!, basic ho, basic ho and JUDITH LIGHT!!!
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- Taylor Kitsch
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- Taylor Kitsch
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- Jim Parsons with his husband Todd Spiewak
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- Matt Boner
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- Matt Boner
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- Matt Boner
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- Matt Ruffalo and Matt Boner
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- Matt Ruffalo
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- Julia Roberts
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- Julia Roberts
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- Julia Roberts
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- Sarah Paulson
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- Sarah Paulson
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- JUDITH LIGHT!