Living in this world are Avril Lavigne fans who are willing to pay around $400 on top of a ticket to pose with her backstage after a show in the year 2014. You’d think that there’s not a human living who would want photographic proof that they went to an Avril Lavigne show, but there are and they’ll pay hundreds of dollars for that photographic proof. What a fuckery-filled crazy world we live in.
Cifra Club News (via Buzzfeed) says that a bunch of Avril Lavigne fans paid $400 to take a picture with her after her show in Brazil and security guards told them to not touch her at all. The pictures are even more awkward than Brit Brit’s awkward m&g pictures. This is giving me an idea. Let’s get an Avril Lavigne cardboard cutout, stand outside of her shows and charge her fans only $200 to pose with it. Her fans will get a picture for half the price and the cardboard cutout will emote more human emotion than Avril does. But really, even if her fans were allowed to touch he,r why would they want to? We all know where she’s been (hint: she’s been on Chad Kroeger’s dick).
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