Meanwhile at the Jesus look-alike convention sponsored by Summer’s Eve….
At yesterday’s iFartRadio Awards in L.A., goatee twins Jared Leto and Billy Ray Cyrus bonded on the red carpet and talked about their favorite Suave shampoo scents (Jared’s is strawberry, obviously) and laughed about how they regularly say to their fuck pieces, “Don’t touch the hair.” But seriously, there’s something really wrong with Jared Leto. How can he see that he’s got the same exact goatee as Miley’s dad and not immediately dunk his head in a tub full of shaving cream and shave that shit off. Billy Ray looks like Encino Man’s grandma. How dreadful.
But what’s really disturbing about these pictures is Jared’s outfit. The hell is that outfit? From the waist up he’s giving me Heather Duke and from the waist down he’s giving me Jane Lane. Jared, don’t listen to Johnny Depp, fighting the hot does not make you look like an edgy ~artist~. Stop fighting the hot before the hot raises a white flag and gives in.