Hot Slut Of The Day!
The mitt-stealing dog who brought some true entertainment to a college softball game!
I used to think that the only way I could sit through an entire softball game is if I had a bunch of hot dogs, a keg full of beer and if the players are all dudes, a bunch of bulge, to entertain me. But now I know that all I need to entertain me at a softball game is a trouble-making, attention-whoring dog who terrorizes all of the players and fucks with their game. That’s what happened at a softball game between Simon Fraser and Western Oregon University on Sunday night.
A thieving rogue pit bull had all the spotlights on it when it ran onto the field, stole a glove, ran some more, dropped that shit and ran some more before stealing another glove. It’s the most thrilling thing that has ever happened at a daytime softball game! After that dog slobbered on some mitts (not a euphemism), it ran off to bring chaos to more softball games. The umpire (or whatever the head bitch of a softball game is called) would’ve immediately thrown the dog off the field, but they were too busy overdosing on the adoreableness of it all.
And you know, since that dog loves chewing on old, leathery things, someone should point it in the direction of Lindsay Lohan and Donald Sterling.