Open Post: Hosted By Frank Ocean’s Shirtless Selfie

May 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Frank Ocean put up this selfie of his nips, challah bread abs and bulge on Tumblr for a quick second before yanking it down, because he wanted to look shy and knew thirsty whores out there (this parched whore included) would snatch the pic it before it disappeared. And yes, yes, I would. I don’t even care that his belly button looks like the fingertip of a tiny alien that’s trapped in his stomach and trying to get out. I’d hit that alien fingertip too.

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