Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta Busting Out Sweet, Sexy Moves At The Bollywood Oscars

April 28, 2014 / Posted by:

The International Indian Film Awards (aka the Bollywood Oscars) happened in Tampa, FL (??????????) on Saturday night and it brought out two wig-wearing citizens of the closet, John Travolta and Kevin Spacey. John Travolta is not one to miss out on an opportunity to swish those hips and pop that boy pussy in front of an audience, so when Indian star Priyanka Chopra asked him to dance on stage, he sashayed on up there with her and served up some of his Pulp Fiction moves that made body Thetans throb and combust. I throw a lot of hate at that tortured long-haired guinea pig on Travolta’s skull, but I have to give credit where credit is due. When it’s told to play dead it plays dead. It didn’t move during that whole dance and it stuck to Travolta’s head like it was Travolta’s hand and his head was a massage therapist’s…you know the rest.

And Kevin Spacey was not going to let John Travolta show him up like that. After securing the polyester toupee on his head with Super Glue, Kevin wrapped a lungi over his pants and danced next to Shahid Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, and Ritesh Deshmukh.

It was very gracious of Kevin Spacey to show us the moves that only the twinks at Bryan Singer’s pool parties have seen after he’s done shots of vodka off of their nalgas.

Pics: Splash

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