Night Crumbs
It’s not often that you see an act of class and grace at the Nets game, but RiRi being the master of elegance that she is managed to perform one when she gave a two-handed hand job to a big, black hard finger. That dude behind her friend is into it. – Lainey Gossip
The royal family wants you think that Duchess Kate spent $83,000 on all the New Zealand-Australian tour ensembles that she probably got for free – Celebitchy
Black history historian Porsha Stewart needs to take a moment from teaching African American Studies at Harvard to look up what the definition of “bully” is – Reality Tea
Ariana Non-Fat Grande Latte takes the first step in trying to scrub off the Disney from her squeaky clean image – Drunken Stepfather
Zachary Quinto took a topless selfie, because what’s the point of working out and picking up all those heavy ass weights if you’re not going to post a picture of your topless body on Instagram? – Towleroad
Lindsay Lohan is in Europe “raising money for her movie” and that’s such a professional way of saying “turning tricks for coke cash” – The Superficial
Little Sprout and the Jolly Green Giant cuddle after one of his fights, but what in grandma’s TV den wallpaper HELL is Little Sprout wearing? – Hollywood Tuna
Sorry, Rob Kardashian, no allowance inheritance for you, because Pimp Mama Kris spent it on buying 500,000 copies of Vogue – Jezebel
St. Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt went outside the other night – Popsugar
NERDGASM ALERT: Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and Han Solo are in the next Star Wars movie for real – IDLYITW
The Leftovers looks like the broken condom rapture baby of Lost and Under the Dome – Pajiba
Beyonce and Jay Z are going on tour together and expect Blue Ivy Carter to open for them by sitting onstage and blowing saliva bubbles for 30 minutes straight (she’ll be the most exciting act of the night) – ICYDK
I see Lea Michele stole her dress from a little old lady who was going to wear it to her retirement community’s ballroom dancing night – Popoholic
UsWeekly is confused about what the phrase “just like us” means and they’re really confused about the definition of “star” – The Berry
And somewhere in Hell, Lucifer’s maids prepare a special room for the producer suing Valerie Harper for dropping out of a Broadway play because she had brain cancer – HuffPo
Iggy Azalea drives with RuPaul – OMG Blog
Um, shouldn’t Matt Damon be Robin? – Defamer
Oh, it’s just two homeless lot lizards in love – Just Jared