Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Baddie Winkle! The new Bad Bitch Grand Dame of Social Media who has been stealing your man since 1928 and is the Patron Saint of Bad Bitches who is alway praying for the basics.

It’s been only a few weeks since Baddie Winkle made Twitter and Instagram better and badder places by joining them and she’s already got over 100,000 followers who worship at her home wrecking, badass bitch altar. Baddie Winkle is an 86-year-old great-memaw who loves Beyonce, Justin Bieber (every hero as their flaw, I guess), tie-die and putting her seasoned bull dozer vagina to work. When Baddie Winkle winks at your man, a crack appears in your wedding ring. We finally know who Dolly Parton was singing about.

Baddie Winkle is almost TOO perfect, so I squinted at all her pictures to see if she’s really just Johnny Knoxville in a badass memaw mask and wig. But a) Johnny Knoxville only wishes he had a man-thieving body like that and; b) Baddie Winkle says she’s totally real. Even though her 7 grandchildren helped her set up her account, she says she’s the one who runs that bitch.

I just want to share a joint with Baddie Winkle and takes notes as she tells me her ways:

Actually, reading through her Twatter taught me her ways. Toking, drinking, home wrecking and going to Hooters IS the secret to a long badass life.

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