Open Post: Hosted By Tom Hiddleston And A Stuffed Monkey

April 25, 2014 / Posted by:

While leaving the set of his movie Crimson Peak in Toronto last night, the piece who can make Tumblr combust into six waves of crotch nectar stopped to talk to a bunch of Hiddlestoners who asked for pictures, autographs and a gallon jug of his jizz. One Hiddlestoner gave him a sock monkey which he took with him. Unless Tom really wants his fan to see him walk around his hotel room in his thong, he should destroy that thing in a garbage disposal, because there’s totally a camera in there. Or worse, the fan who gave it to him hid a vial of her period blood in that monkey and her ovaries are tingling just thinking about Tom cuddling up to a piece of her all night.

Pics: Splash

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