And Here’s “The Most Interesting Man On Instagram” Throwing A Naked Porn Star Off Of A Roof

This is what happens when Dumb Fuck #1 says, “Hey, do you want to get naked and let me throw you off of a roof?”, to Dumb Fuck #2 and Dumb Fuck #2 says, “YA!”

Dan Bilzerian is a former HSOTD, rejected Navy SEAL and a millionaire pokah playa who has almost 1.5 million Instagram followers thanks to his pics of his nips, guns, tits and his three-legged Persian pussy. TMZ says that on Wednesday, Dan was doing a photo shoot for Hustler with 19-year-old porn star Janice Griffith when he decided it was a really good idea to do what Charlie Sheen does when he’s done with a piece. Dan gripped onto Janice’s twat and hurled her off of a roof into a pool below. The thing is, sometimes when you let a dude use you as a human javelin, shit breaks. Janice broke her foot when it hit the side of the pool.

Janice cried to TMZ and told them that her broken foot has caused her to miss out on several jobs and she obviously wants Dan to drop a pile of cash onto her lap.

THIS BITCH. When she hit the pool water, did the memory of her agreeing to that dumb stunt get knocked out of her brain? They are both to blame for that mess. It could’ve been worse, though. Her coochie bone could’ve hit the side of that pool instead and then she’d really be fucked and not in a money-making kind of way either. Janice should really use her broken foot to her advantage. I’m sure there’s a market for foot cast porn.

The sad thing is, if Dan Bilzerian asked if he could use my butt as a bowling ball by sticking his finger in my b-hole before throwing me off of a roof, I’d take one look at him…

Then before I screamed, “YAAASSS,” I’d call the nearest ER and tell them to keep a bed open for me.