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April 24, 2014 / Posted by:

Duchess Kate and Prince William’s government-paid vacation through New Zealand and Australia is almost over. You know what else is going to be over soon? The entire fashion industry, because how are they going to survive without Duchess Kate wearing dresses that sell out in milliseconds! – Lainey Gossip

Kristen Stewart, who once said that RPattz loves to make out with her pits, suddenly got a major clit boner for Cara DelevawhateverDrunken Stepfather

Debra Messing┬álost 20 pounds by eating clean. So is “clean” a new non-FDA approved weight-loss drug from Thailand that I haven’t heard of? – Celebitchy

Panty Creamer of the Day: Stone Cold Steve Austin is really, really fucking passionate about gay marriage – Towleroad

“Sick, twisted, shakedown” sounds like some kind of kinky thing Bryan Singer makes twinks do while they’re blowing him – Jezebel

The only thing I see here is Pimp Mama Kris trying to make the Khloe of the Jenner twats happen – The Superficial

Droopy Dog Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County found a new piece – Reality Tea

Carmen Electra proves that sometimes plastic holds up over time – Hollywood Tuna

From this angle, Nina Agdal kind of looks like a buff twink with long, blond hair, and both Bryan Singer and Papa Joe would like to know more… – IDLYITW

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Taylor Swift wearing? – Popoholic

Kim Kartrashian wears earrings that say “North“, as a reminder to herself that she even has a kid – Popsugar

Lake Bell’s husband put a fetus inside her – ICYDK

Rick Ross has an advice column on Rolling Stone in case you wanted to know how you can make your titties sit down nice and low like his – OMG Blog

So I guess Aaron Carter is just going to go ahead and ignore that restraining order that Hilary Duff probably has against him – Just Jared

Poke at me with a bottle of lube when it’s Lose The Towel Thursday – The Berry

Doogie Howser is looking very Nicole Richie-esque – Boy Culture

When news people who don’t like to do research and Lupita Nyongo’s last name collide – SOW

If you’ve got nothing better to spend 8 minutes of your day on (like staring at the wall or ombre dying your pubes), here’s Katy Perry’s video for “Birthday” – HuffPo

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