Hot Slut Of The Day!

Dionesia Dapidran-Pacquiao, Manny Pacquiao’s extremely hot Filipino mom who stole the show at the Pacquiao vs. Bradley fight in Las Vegas last night with her “blessed by Hay-Soos Chris-Toe” eyebrow situation and holy theatrics.

Usually two half-naked, sweaty dudes pounding each other raw would gets all of my attention, but Mama Dionesia had all the spotlights on her when she brought God, Jesus, all the holy fathers and who knows who else to her side of the ring last night. Mama Dionesia clutched her rosary and prayer card and either she’s using her pointing fingers to shoot some black magic at that Bradley dude or she’s praying extra hard while screaming, “I got your number, hussy” over and over again.

I don’t know if Mama Dionesia is like her son and believes that the souls of gays will rot in Lucifer’s flaming asshole for eternity, but if she does, I still love her, because she is bringing the high camp. My mom once told me about some fanatical Catholic ladies in her small town in El Salvador who used to use the scripture to cast hexes and spells on their enemies and I don’t know if that’s what Mama Dionesia is doing, but whatever she did, it worked. Manny won the WBO welterweight belt. But he should give that belt to his mother, because she was the real winner of the night.

For a second there, I thought Papa Legba was going to show up.

Mama D is setting the bar for athlete moms. Cheering their kid on is SO over. It’s all about clutching the rosary while casting a spell. She IS the next Supreme!