Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime. Teach a man to weave shoes with his schlong……you get the picture. – Pamorama_j
It’s always a struggle when Brad has to get ready for a red carpet appearance. – FluffKitteh
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