The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For April 1st!

April 2, 2014 / Posted by:

You know how pineapple juice is supposed to make a BJ more pleasant for the giver? Well, can’t say the same for asparagus. – LavaLamp LaTramp

Upvote winner:

Megan Fox isn’t the only one who’s had to endure a humiliating audition for Michael Bay. – Ecce Homo

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