Night Crumbs
Thirty seconds after this picture of Posh Spice glumly sashaying through LAX was taken, the paparazzi turned into piles of skin and blood dust when they asked her about Kim Kartrashian getting the cover of Vogue – Lainey Gossip
Uncle Terry must’ve saved the pictures where he jizzes in Lindsay Lohan’s eye for himself – Drunken Stepfather
Johnny Depp smokes a thousand cigarettes a day – Celebitchy
Someone turned Juan Pablo Galavis into a douche-tini by throwing alcohol on him – Reality Tea
Lea Michele’s left nipple came out for the kids – The Superficial
OkCupid tells Firefox users that they should look for ass on their site through another browser since Mozilla’s new CEO doesn’t want to let gay marriage be great – Towleroad
Bella Thorne looks like she’s shooting a scene for To Catch A Predator – Hollywood Tuna
File this under: Engagement ring of a nobody that looks like it came directly from Claire’s – IDLYITW
Well, I guess somebody’s gotta open for Dream in the Walmart parking lot concert series – HuffPo
Lindsay Lohan claims she was almost cast in the Avengers movie, but I think she’s confusing the Avengers feature film for the Avengers parody porn – Jezebel
Sadness is me realizing real quick that these are not pictures of Bai Ling – Popoholic
Give hos something to be moist about, Mickey! – ICYDK
If one of the selfies was of The Hammaconda winking at its iPhone, all points would go to Mad Men – Pajiba
All of these looks would still beat John Travolta’s wig in a hair beauty pageant – The Berry
Presenting Doogie Howser as Hedwig – OMG Blog
If you e-mail me tonight, you may get an automated reply that reads: DO NOT DISTURB, I am currently doing highly important research like looking for a visible peen print on ASKars’ crotch in these pictures – Just Jared
The hipster Alfalfa goes to the movies with his piece – Popsugar
Emma Thompson’s earrings look like anal beads for Barbies – SOW