Night Crumbs

March 31, 2014 / Posted by:

Thirty seconds after this picture of Posh Spice glumly sashaying through LAX was taken, the paparazzi turned into piles of skin and blood dust when they asked her about Kim Kartrashian getting the cover of Vogue РLainey Gossip

Uncle Terry must’ve saved the pictures where he jizzes in Lindsay Lohan’s eye for himself – Drunken Stepfather

Johnny Depp smokes a thousand cigarettes a day – Celebitchy

Someone turned Juan Pablo Galavis into a douche-tini by throwing alcohol on him – Reality Tea

Lea Michele’s left nipple came out for the kids – The Superficial

OkCupid tells Firefox users that they should look for ass on their site through another browser since Mozilla’s new CEO doesn’t want to let gay marriage be great – Towleroad

Bella Thorne looks like she’s shooting a scene for To Catch A PredatorHollywood Tuna

File this under: Engagement ring of a nobody that looks like it came directly from Claire’s – IDLYITW

Well, I guess somebody’s gotta open for Dream in the Walmart parking lot concert series – HuffPo

Lindsay Lohan claims she was almost cast in the Avengers movie, but I think she’s confusing the Avengers feature film for the Avengers parody porn – Jezebel

Sadness is me realizing real quick that these are not pictures of Bai LingPopoholic

Give hos something to be moist about, Mickey! – ICYDK

If one of the selfies was of The Hammaconda winking at its iPhone, all points would go to Mad MenPajiba

All of these looks would still beat John Travolta’s wig in a hair beauty pageant – The Berry

Presenting Doogie Howser as HedwigOMG Blog

If you e-mail me tonight, you may get an automated reply that reads: DO NOT DISTURB, I am currently doing highly important research like looking for a visible peen print on ASKars’ crotch in these pictures – Just Jared

The hipster Alfalfa goes to the movies with his piece – Popsugar

Emma Thompson’s earrings look like anal beads for Barbies – SOW

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