Open Post: Hosted By Jesse McCartney In UGGs And An Adult Onesie

March 28, 2014 / Posted by:

And just like that, “UGGs and an adult onesie,” has just jumped to the top of the list of things that make my b-hole frown. Jesse McCartney (or as you probably know him as, “Err, who?“) strutted out of a studio in L.A. yesterday while wearing the official public uniform of the “Given Up On Life And Everything That Goes With It” movement. ┬áThat bloated face. That adult onesie in public. Those UGGs. It’s as if he’s on his period and was just dumped, and is leaving his apartment for the first time in days to get Duncan Hines frosting, Hot Fries and any Nora Ephron movie from Redbox.

Jesse needed to do what ever ho should do before leaving their house. He should’ve looked in the mirror and asked himself, “When Justin Bieber loses all his money and has to buy all his clothes at Walmart, is this an outfit he’d pick out?”

Pics: Splash

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