Afternoon Crumbs

March 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Many thank yous to Lainey for posting this video of ASkars and Prince Hot Ginge in a tent together. They’re fully clothed and there’s other people around, but I’ll still find a way to pinch my nips to this while playing TLC’s “Red Light Special” in the background – Lainey Gossip

And just like that, the Hamptons announces that it’s working on a bill to make Sasquatches illegal – Reality Tea

If Falkor Rimes really is as broke as her tit job, expect her to join the cast of Galloping with the Stars while Eddie Cibrian trolls hotel bars for rich widows – Celebitchy

Being a multi-millionaire mom with a team of nannies, chefs, drivers, assistants and tutors is hard: a story by Goopy PaltrowThe Superficial

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly does topless blackface in a shoot that I’m guessing was art directed by Julianne HoughDrunken Stepfather

But how does Larry King know that we haven’t already had a gay president? (I’m looking at you, Taft) – Towleroad

Cindy Crawford giving herself a breast exam and making “trout gasping for air” faces for an Omega photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Kendall and Kywhatever Jenner need to take a Photoshop course from Kim KardashianIDLYITW

Lindsay Lohan took a sledgehammer to a car with the cast of HIMYM’s faces on it and this feels like a metaphor for something… – Jezebel

And here’s Mila Kunis’baby bump,” which I like to call “my gut if I starved myself and hooked my b-hole up to a colonic machine for a week” – Popoholic

Now all I need is a Vine account devoted to DJ Lady Tribe from Rock of Love and life is complete – Buzzfeed

Trace Adkins’ wife took their marriage out back and shot it – ICYDK

Um, shouldn’t there be a foot-and-a-half tall tent pole sticking out of that bedspread? – The Berry

Leave it to a pasty man ass to make me miss Secret Diary of a Call GirlOMG Blog

Looking HAWT in a bee-kinny: Brit Brit is trying to by sucking it in for her life – Popsugar

The list of The 10 Best TV Theme Songs Clocking In At Under 20 Seconds has shown me that all TV theme songs should be longer than 20 seconds and should be sung by the lady who sung the Golden Girls theme song – Pajiba

Yup, Drew Barrymore’s got a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! in a big way – Just Jared

And Sarah Palin just came – SOW

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