Nick Cannon Does Whiteface To Promote His New Album Called “White People Party Music”

March 24, 2014 / Posted by:

And now thanks to Nick Cannon’s dumb stunt, Fox News will present a 10-part series on REVERSE RACISM!!! Thanks, Nick Cannon.

Actor, comedian, singer (???), radio host, reality show ho and most importantly Mimi’s sugar cookie go-getter has an album coming out on April Fool’s Day called “White People Party Music” and to promote that mess he did himself up in whiteface. The tub of Land O’Lakes in Paula Deen’s head is melting right now and she’s so confused over a black man dressing in whiteface. She doesn’t know what to believe anymore and she’s going to try to rub the white makeup off of every white stranger she meets.

Nick also threw up these white people hash tags with that terrifying picture.

It’s official… I’m White!!! #WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC #Wppm in stores April 1st!!!!!!Dude Go Get It!!!Join The Party!!!! #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft “Bro I got drafted!!”

What I don’t understand is, Nick is married to creature who is made of 85% foundation, has a full-time ab sprayer and probably uses several artists from Industrial Light & Magic to get her ready every day, and that’s the best white dude drag he can do?! That make-up is a wreck. He looks like an Old Navy mannequin with jaundice. Bitch looks like he’s got the sicks. It’s as if Andy Samberg spent his entire night barfing and shitting and then had to get up early to play Macklemore in a skit.

And Nick also made videos as his white alter ego Connor Smallnut. You know, Smallnut, because white dudes have small balls, I guess. It’s obvious that Nick has never felt his throat close and been knocked out by (NSFL) Cisco Adler’s legendary “four baby gerbils hibernating in two tube socks” nuts. 

And lastly, Nick Cannon also thinks he came up with whiteface:

Hold up… What the f#ck is “White Face”??? Did I just create a new term??? Nice!!! LOL

So, I guess Nick Cannon has never heard of Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle? That wouldn’t be surprising at all. Mimi needs to cut his allowance for this foolery.

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