Kanye West Has To Do 250 Hours of Community Service (What Did The Community Do To Deserve That?!)

March 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Kanye Kardashian pleaded “no contest” to getting physical with a pap at LAX last year and yesterday a judge sentenced Riccardo Tisci’s boo to two years probation, 24 anger management classes and 250 hours of community service. In doing so, the judge also punished the community and the poor angry whores who have to sit with Kanye in anger management class.

The Los Angeles Times says that Kanye, who was not in court, was also ordered to stay away from the pap, Bobby Ramos, and he’ll have to pay restitution to the pap he smeared. A judge will determine a dollar amount at another hearing. Bobby Ramos’ spotlight-chasing lawyer Gloria Allred held one of her signature press conferences afterward and told reporters that they are not happy with the sentence and they will be going after the bars of diamond-encrusted platinum that Kanye keeps in his custom-made dolphin leather Givenchy man puss (on purpose typo):

Attorney Gloria Allred on Monday said the two years of probation Kanye West was sentenced to for assaulting her paprazzo client at Los Angeles International Airport last summer was “not sufficient” and that she is still “vigorously” litigating a civil lawsuit against the rapper.

Photographer Bobby Ramos said he was still suffering physically and emotionally from the caught-on-video altercation in which he was forced to the ground in a headlock by West.

What would really be shocking is if Gloria Allred and that pap joined forces and didn’t try to sue the Cartier diamond anal ring off of Kanye. When Gloria AllGreen and a pap get together, the nipples of the money hungry Gods get moist like they’ve never gotten moist before. But I’m sure that Bobby Ramos has somewhat of a case since he can’t even walk past the fish section of a grocery store without having a panic attack and crying himself into a puddle on the floor, because it brings back the terrifying memories of being trapped in a Gay Fish’s fin for 5 seconds.

You know what would really be a disservice to the community? If there isn’t a live-feed of Kween Kanye doing community service. The community deserves to see Kanye sissy that walk as he stomps into community service Naomi-style in a $12,000 panther hide caftan and cashmere balloon pants. And the community really deserves to see Kanye dramatically screech and scream when a used condom gets on his gold Versace crocodile sneakers while he’s picking up garbage on the side of the highway with a custom-made Chanel trash picker. The community deserves that at least!

And here’s Kim Kartrashian looking like a generic brand jumbo maxi-pad with wings while going to Dash in West Hollywood yesterday.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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