Open Post: Hosted By Duchess Kate And An Irish Wolfhound On St. Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2014 / Posted by:

And that is a “Why me?” look from a dog who has been forced to wear an unflattering red cape and has been told that they’ll be turned into Irish stew for THE QUEEN’s Corgis if they even think about sniffing the royal chocha.

Fresh off their “honeymoon in the Maldives (I didn’t know where was a Hedonism resort in the Maldives!), Duchess Kate and Prince William were back at “work” today smiling and waving and smiling and waving and smiling and waving at their subjects at the parade of the Irish Guards in Aldershot. When that guardsmen with one of Jon Hamm’s cock cozies on his head came up to Duchess Kate with that Irish Wolfhound, she took a break from waving and smiling and waving and smiling to pet that dog. I know, she should really get a bonus for going above and beyond the call of duty. I do like the fact that they’re all wearing Little Green Sprout’s crotch bush as a corsage (what they call an Irish moss corsage, Goopy Paltrow calls her breakfast, lunch and dinner), but I have to wonder if this is the best the British royal family can do on St. Patrick’s Day. They have a hot ginger in their family yet they send these two out on St. Patrick’s Day?!

I really hope that the British family go big tonight by making a drunken Prince Hot Ginge Riverdance to a B*Witched song on the bar of an Irish pub while wearing nothing but a thong made of four leaf clovers.


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