Seth Rogen Says Out Loud What We’ve All Been Thinking For Years Now

March 13, 2014 / Posted by:

You can go ahead and proclaim today to be Duh Day at Dlisted, because I’m bringing you yet another story dug from the dumpster of obviousness (it’s located behind an abandoned Chi-Chi’s). Right after Justin Bieber was arrested for drinking too much Capri Sun and drag racing his Cozy Coupe through the streets of Miami, Seth Rogen tweeted the most truthful tweet that’s ever been tweeted:

 “All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit”

So when Rogen appeared on Watch What Happens Live Wednesday night, Andy Cohen acted in the best interests of trolling everywhere and asked him to elaborate on exactly why he thinks Justin is a diaper wipe’s dream, he said:

“In my opinion, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit. He seems like he’s obnoxious and ungrateful, insincere, and he puts people’s lives at danger and overall he acts like a piece of shit.”

Then shit demanded an apology from Seth Rogen because they were deeply insulted he compared them to Mighty Max’s asshole doppelgänger.

Personally, I’m hurt that Seth Rogen was so restrained in his description of Tantrum Toddler; there’s no reason why he had to stop at 3 adjectives and 2 expletives (unless Andy Cohen gave him a time limit, in which case, yeah you really need to limit what you say about Justin Bieber because you could go on for hours).

In the event Seth Rogen is asked again what he thinks of TT, he should feel free to use any of the following: repugnant, egotistical, a dirty douchenozzle, the swaggy skid mark in the chonies of society, about as pleasant as popping an anal cyst with a wooden splinter, that he looks like Ike Broflovski going through puberty (how am I doing for time? Should I keep going?)

Pics: Wenn

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