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March 12, 2014 / Posted by:

Smurf Berry Crunch cereal!

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, the descrambled bootleg cable box in my head plays memories from the past like today when it played the commercial for Smurf Berry Crunch from the early 80s. Smurf Berry Crunch was definitely the healthiest cereal of the 80s, because those little corn syrup period dingles had 10 essential vitamins and minerals! TEN! And I thought my regular breakfast of a bowl of white sugar with a splash of milk and the insides of one Centrum gel cap was healthy.

But the best thing about Smurf Berry Crunch is that it turned the milk blue. When you drank it, you knew what it was like feeding from Smurfette’s flat chichis. Correction: You knew what it was like feeding from Papa Smurf’s chichis, because I’m pretty sure his produced more leche.

And as for the commercial…

Some says that Tchaikovsky’s best work is Swan Lake, but personally I think his greatest work was the score he composed for the Smurf Berry Crunch commercial.

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