Open Post: Hosted By Liza Trying To Get In Ellen’s Oscars Group Picture
That picture says so much and makes me feel so much.
When Ellen DeGeneres gathered up a bunch of A-list movie stars (and Lupita Nyongo’s brother…. and Channing Tatum… and A-list Netflix star Kevin Spacey) for the most re-tweeted picture in history, poor old little Liza Minnelli tried to jump in and be seen. How dreadful. Liza’s reaching her hand out and I can almost hear her say, “Don’t forget about meeee.” She’s Liza, though. Liza should’ve used that hand to grab Julia Roberts’ hair, pull that bitch down and make her get on all fours so Liza could’ve stepped on her back and risen above all those simple whores who need to learn how to respect a legend and her nipple ! But whatever, Liza eventually got a picture with Ellen:
And she worked that armpit pussy action while doing so.