Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 23, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

The badass pizza-tossing pizza delivery dude from England who doesn’t need to screw with an annoying buzzer or annoying stairs to deliver a delicious pizza.

There are almost zero details about this HIGHLY IMPORTANT video of a pizza dude throwing a pizza up to a customer on the third floor. The only thing I know is that based on all the “fooks” this was definitely shot in England and that pizza-tossing delivery dude keeps the pizzas in his trunk. But so many questions! Why did the dude who captured this magical pizza delivery moment suddenly start shooting before it happened? I know that white car is really damn interesting, but it’s not that damn interesting. Why didn’t the pizza delivery dude use the stairs? Were they broken? Why did the customer not care that his pizza would probably get all smushed and shit and look like Cameron Diaz pressing her face up against a sliding glass door? Was all of this staged and next week Jimmy Kimmel is going to reveal that it was shot on a soundstage in Burbank? Are we really watch a meth delivery? Why didn’t my weed guy deliver my good shit like this when I lived in NYC?

But really, pizza tossing should really be an Olympic sport and also, pizza tossing sounds like some kind of sucio sex act that is illegal in all states.

via HuffPo

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