Open Post: Hosted By Mama Bieber’s Singing Debut

February 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Justin Bieber reminded us all once again of the tired cliché that most stage moms push their kid into show business because they’ve always wanted to be A STAAAAH! when he uploaded this video of his mother (never has the use of a word felt so incorrect) Pattie Mallette in a recording studio to Instagram with the caption: “Got my moms courage enough to get in the booth for the first time she sounds so good.”

Courage? Ugh times twelve divided by all the eye rolls to the power of gagging. It takes so much courage and bravery to visualize a giant cheque being deposited into your already over-inflated bank account. Say what you will about White Oprah and Kris Jenner: they may be parasitic, delusional, enabling stage moms with a soulless desire to pimp out their own children, but at least they never tried to launch a singing career (oh wait…)

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