Open Posted: Hosted By A Competitive Eater Swallowing Down 4 Chipolte Burritos In 3 Minutes

February 19, 2014 / Posted by:

When I see a video promising to show me a dude inhaling 4 meaty burritos in 3 minutes, this is not exactly what I had in mind, but I’ll take it I guess.

Competitive eater Matt Stonie (Stonie? TOO easy) went to Chipolte, ordered huge 4 burritos (which could feed 200 models for 5 years or 1 KFed in 5 minutes) and a Diet Coke (because he’s not a total pig), and then gobbled that shit down in just three minutes. You probably just burped out an, “eh,” because you swallowed down 5 burritos and 2 Diet Cokes in 5 minutes while walking from Chipolte back to your office during lunch times. And if you see a hitchhiking toilet holding an “Anywhere But Here Or BUST” sign by the side of the road, it’s most likely Matt Stonie’s toilet, so do the right thing and give it a ride to wherever it wants to go. It has been through some serious shit,

via Gawker

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