As Pimp Mama Kris Whistled And Screamed, “Sell It, Trick, Sell It!”

February 13, 2014 / Posted by:

Not pictured: Pimp Mama Kris celebrating on the sidelines by doing the Running Man while humming the melody to “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.” 

Kendall Jenner has only been 18 for 3 quick minutes but we’ve, sadly and unfortunately, have already spent time with her nipples twice. Bruce Jenner gave a manicured and glossy thumbs up last November when his daughters gave everyone a barely legal nip show in a magazine. And tonight at the Marc Jacobs show in NYC, Kendall’s chest knobs gave an encore performance while she was done up like a moon-face era Posh Beckham meets an alien on meth. It was a nice touch making her brows almost the same color as the stream of Ray-J’s piss that made her sister and her entire family STAHS!

While Kendall was walking faster than a hooker whore who’s got the fuzz on her but is trying to keep it cool, Marc Jacobs was backstage counting all the piles of money that Pimp Mama Kris gave him to put her future main ho in his show. I bet that before the show, everyone backstage got shades of the ice cube scene from Showgirls when PMK told Kendall to pinch ’em to make ’em perky. A truly touching mother/daughter moment.

But seriously, that STUNT QUEEN Marc Jacobs chose the wrong Jenner. Marc should’ve cast Bruce Jenner instead. Bruce’s hair pretty much already looks like that and his titties would’ve sat up real nice in that top.

And after some people screamed about this on Twitter, Kujo Kardashian barked this out:




Oh, lord, call Animal Control, she’s gone mad and is foaming out delusions again.

Pics: AP

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