The DMX vs. George Zimmerman Fight Is Not Going To Happen

February 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Shitty news for those of you who really wanted to see a crackhead turn George Zimmerman into his own personal Kim Kardashian by pissing all over that ho’s fat face, it’s not going to happen. (But now that Kim Kardashian knows that face pissing is involved, she’ll probably sign up for the next match.) DMX was supposed to get into a boxing ring and fight George Zimmerman in a “celebrity” boxing match, because the world is fucked and whores still love watching two fuck-brained pieces of trash fist each other in the face. But the organizer of that trash extravaganza tweeted today that the match has been canceled, because a strange thing happened to his ass that’s never happened before: he grew a sliver of a conscious. Or maybe he finally looked up who George Zimmerman is and realized that there was no room in the budget for a metal detector. Damon Feldman, the organizer of that Stand Your Ground vs. Get It On The Floor shit show, tweeted (and later deleted) this boo hoo bitch statement:

The George Zimmerman fight is canceled I’m sorry for anyone I hurt with this but this was a very big opportunity thank you

I want to thank everyone for the good n bad comments I’ve made the choice to cancel the fight w George Zimmermann more to life then money

It was my decision to cancel the george zimmerman fight it was worth a lot of money to me but people’s feelings meant more to me

I walked away from av million dollar payday with this fight but to be honest I’d rather be happy and make people happy thank you

Since no weapons were going to be allowed (I’m guessing), that fight was going to be a huge mess anyway. DMX is 43 years old and the bad shit has fucked with his body. And George Zimmerman is George Zimmerman, so it would’ve been just the two of them huffing and sweating and hugging on each other and sweating some more and calling for a time out every 5 seconds. It would’ve been like watching KFed and Victoria Prince fuck. And if anybody deserves to get hit it’s Damon Feldman for calling a nobody whose claim to fame is killing a teenager a “celebrity.”

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