Open Post: Hosted By A Shirtless Ricky Martin Taking Selfies

February 8, 2014 / Posted by:

Seen above posing like a delicate and pristine Disney princess admiring her own beauty in a hand mirror, Ricky Martin gave FACE! BEAUTY! FACE! while taking selfie videos on the balcony of his hotel in Miami yesterday. Ricky, who is newly single and no longer fucking on his hot regular piece, wrote about how HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY he is on Instagram. Now usually when a ho screams about how happy he is, he’s really the opposite on the inside, but whatever. If Ricky Martin shows how “happy” he is by taking nipple selfies then I hope he stays “happy” forever. And even though he’s wearing a 90s headband and some skirt thing that looks like a flannel tied around his waist (how very 90s junior high school girl of him), I still would.

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