Hot Sluts Of The Day!

February 6, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Dr. Theo Waigel’s majestic wolf pussy brows!

Dr. Theo Waigel is a lawyer and German politician who was the Federal Minister of Finance in Germany and I guess his jizz made the Euro, because he’s considered the father of the Euro. He’s also the former chairman of the Christian Social Union in Bavaria and I don’t really know what the hell that means, but I do know that he’s the current chairman of the Majestic Brows Party and holds his doctorate in wild eyebrow game, because those wolf pubes over his eyes make me want to howl at the night and gallop through a dark forest. Those are some brows that can make a squirrel or a small dog play dead. I think there might be three or four brows in there, so he’s practically got the Three Wolf Moon of brows!

Yeah, usually I worship at the altar of over-plucked brows that have been painted on with the beauty tool of the cholita goddesses, but I can always get into a pair of White Fang brows that need to be regularly fed pieces of raw meat and shampooed at the dog groomer.

All hail Dr. Theo’s salt and pepper pussy patch brows! Because THE LOOK is having brows that look like they could shapeshift into Joe Manganiello at any time.

Pics: Wenn.com

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