Open Post: Hosted By The Demure And Refined German Blossom Micaela Schäfer

February 3, 2014 / Posted by:

It really is the Year of the Whores!

It’s the dead of winter in Berlin, but yesterday it looked like the beginning of spring when a delicate and fresh lily bloomed out of a sidewalk crack at the Boulevard der Stars. The Pride of Germany (correction: The Pride of Humanity) Micaela Schäfer and her vampire brows continued to bless the world with her natural beauty and ladylike grace when she got ready for the Berlin International Film Festival by posing with nothing but a strip of film, a pussy pasty made of black tape (pray for her clit), exquisite Lucite heels and PedoBear’s non-pedo cousin SlutBear. Somewhere June Squibb is slapping her stylist around, because Micaela’s wearing the exact same outfit (for lack a better word) she was planning to wear to the Oscars.

Most of these pictures are NSFPTAPACE (Not Safe For Places That Are Prejudiced Against Conservative Elegance), so if you can’t look at them now, you should definitely look at them later and study them hard. Let Micaela show you that if the public can’t see your crotch stubble then you’re doing “sophistication and refinement” wrong.


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