Open Post: Hosted By A Picture Of Justin Bieber Nursing On A Stripper’s Titties
No, this isn’t it; this is just a picture of Justin Bieber nursing on his own bloated sense of importance. Sensing that today is the day we need more reasons to renew our subscription to Eye Bleach Monthly, TMZ has thrown their hat into the ring by releasing a picture of Justin Bieber sucking on a stripper’s plastic chichis during a party at an L.A. recording studio. The picture also shows his best Playskool Pal, Personal Pan Pizza, getting in on the action in a way that screams ‘PLEASE Photoshop out the stripper to make it look like we’re a Precious Moments figurine titled Sneakin a Kiss’.
It goes without saying that the picture is NSFW, NSFL, and NSFMTTWTT (not safe for moms trying to wean their toddlers, because they’ll get jealous and say “Hey, no fair! He still gets num-nums, and he looks like he’s almost 5!”) so it’s hidden after the jump.
All that’s missing are crocheted nipple beanies for Justin and Lil Za, and I’d say La Leche League just found its next breastfeeding awareness poster. Boobs Feed Babies!