Farewell, Colonel Meow

January 30, 2014 / Posted by:

The internet has lost a point in the trifecta of famous cats. Just a few weeks after he killed hos with his bitch gaze at the launch party for his Friskies commercial, Colonel Meow¬†grew a pair of fluffy angel wings and flew off to heaven last night. Colonel Meow’s human slave gave the sad news on Facebook today:

Colonel Meow passed away yesterday evening. I will post more about the details when I’ve had a few days to grieve. Thank you so much for your understanding, Minions. Your love and support has meant the world to us both. -Slave Beast

Slave Beast didn’t say how Colonel Meow died, but I have to ask if Grumpy Cat has an alibi?

Colonel Meow was expected to lead when the cats of the world eventually go from reigning the internet to reigning real-life, so I’m sure he’s up in heaven ruling over the angels. Rest in peace, Colonel Meow.

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