Backdoor Farrah Is A Master Of Deception

January 24, 2014 / Posted by:

Well, the time has come for my ass to admit that I need to start watching Couples Therapy, because witnessing Backdoor Farrah’s empty head slowly explode as she trips on the lies that fall out of her mouth is my new favorite sport. Backdoor Farrah was supposed to go on Couples Therapy with a dude that producers were going to pay (they deny it) to play her boyfriend, but I guess dignity got the best of his ass, because he dropped out at the last minute. So Backdoor Farrah’s on there with her true soulmate Delusion and last night she hilariously got caught in a lie about the butt porn she’s still trying to pass off as a leaked sex tape.

When James Deen put his hand in Backdoor Farrah’s bottomless puss of mystery, one of the things he pulled out was the story about how they were dating, shot a sex tape at home and he leaked it. James, a dude who gets paid to bone chicks on camera, pretty much admitted that he got paid to bone Backdoor Farrah on camera. But Backdoor Farrah lives alone in a shit bubble of fantasy where she’s the only dumb fuck who believes that everyone believes that her sex tape wasn’t a staged porn. On Couples Therapy last night, Farrah’s shit bubble was popped with the sharp end of truth. Rich at Gawker posted a clip of Farrah pissing at the mouth about how she was scarred by her sex tape becoming public. When Sada Bettencourt from The Real L Word asked Backdoor Farrah why she hired a camera crew to film her “private” sex tape, Farrah exposed herself:

Sada: I am not judging about the sex tape at all. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the adult industry and I know you said that you don’t work in the industry. But when we were talking about it, you had said to me that it was filmed with one of your boyfriends and I’m just curious what boyfriend that was.

Farrah: Yeah, he does porn for a living. That is his job. That is what he actually, like that’s his career.

Sada: I’m just curious as to how that was a sex tape filmed at home when there’s actually a camera crew filming-

Farrah: No, there was not. There was only me and a camera person. So where are you seeing a camera crew?

Sada: Different angles. So there’s a camera person?

Farrah: No. I can straight up honestly say there was never any other person ever around us while we were having sex.

Sada: You just said “camera person.” It was just you and a camera person. Okay, I’m just asking that’s all.

Farrah: I don’t know if I ever said “camera person.” There was never a camera person.

Whitney: You did just literally say the words “camera person.”

One time, a hating whore emailed me and said that I’ve probably been butt fucked so many times that the shit in my bowels got shoved up into my head and that’s why I’m so dumb. That was the greatest compliment I’ve ever gotten in my life and it turned me on a little. I don’t know if the same can be said for Backdoor Farrah or if she’s a genius who has turned stupidity into an art form. Hahaha, no, she’s just dumb as all fuck.

And when the malnourished llama named Taylor Armstrong, who exploited her estranged husband’s suicide, throws a side-eye and a face of judgement at you…..

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