Special Note (And Afternoon Crumbs)

January 21, 2014 / Posted by:

No, the “special note” is not me announcing that I’m trying to get all of the Tumblr crowd by changing Dlisted’s name to HiddlestonListed. I’m not doing that….yet. So when I first decided to get an intern, I thought I would probably pick a complete and utter crazy who would drive me to guzzle down massive amounts of booze and suck off my bong more than I already do. Truth is, I was a little disappointed when I didn’t pick an utter crazy, because it would’ve given me a good reason to guzzle down more booze. But for the past 3 months, Megan and Allison have been the opposite of crazy (I will NOT mention the time Megan told me she was going to try to turn boiling water into snow in her backyard) and have done nothing but help me out, make me laugh and put up with me. Megan won’t be posting on Dlisted anymore, but she’ll still be dragging the Kartrashians through the crowded playground called the Internet. You can find Megan writing about celebrity stuff (and other stuff) at her site¬†The Poll Vault.¬†Thank you, Megan! I would try to turn boiling water into snow in your honor, but California is currently trapped in the Solar Vortex. Now on to crumbs!

The walls and roof of Tumblr are safe from crumbling due to the screeches and cooch-exploding wails from the Hiddlestoners, because Tom Hiddleston is not engaged and he’s not having a Loki baby. Crisis averted! – Celebitchy

Even when done up like a 1970s kindergarten teacher from the Midwest, Tilda Swinton kills all those hos – Lainey Gossip

Michelle Obama’s got moves and I can’t say I’ve truly lived until I’ve seen Barbara Bush do the same thing – Towleroad

Guess who’s in a bikini again?!!! Sadly, the answer is not Richard Simmons. I wish it was always Richard Simmons – Drunken Stepfather

By the time Batman vs. Superman comes out, they’ll have to change the title to Batgrandpa vs. Superoldman (now that is some shit I’d pay to see) – IDLYITW

If Backdoor Farrah shot that football out of her ass, I wouldn’t be surprised, but I would be impressed – Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Lawrence is that commenter who rage types you death threats when you don’t throw up the words SPOILER ALERT before a spoiler – The Superficial

Don’t bother doing your hair tomorrow or any day after that, because Michael Buble’s baby’s got the hair game on lock – Popsugar

By “God, Sex and Music,” Kanye West means that he prayed to the altar of Kanye (aka a mirror) while doing himself with a butt dildo shaped like profile as a Kanye song played in the background – Reality Tea

Kate Bosworth looks like a really fancy laundry bag – Popoholic

That open toilet is foreshadowing, right? – The Berry

It’s been a while, but we meet again, shirtless pictures of Edward Norton Just Jared

But why did I think that the dumb piece of trash with the watermelon cup was Tara Reid? – Jezebel

Another George Michael album is coming – OMG Blog

The Bitch Ranking Of Downton AbbeyPajiba

“I saw this coming” said absolutely nobody except for Kim Kardashian since she’s dumber than a wet piece of tampon lint – Popbytes

The Lesbeaver spent all of Lil Za’s allowance money on strippers – ICYDK

Since I never watched Days of Our Lives, Sami Brady checking out of that show means nothing to me, but I’m trying to feel the emotions I felt when Asian Blair left One Life to LiveSOW

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