Special Note (And Afternoon Crumbs)
No, the “special note” is not me announcing that I’m trying to get all of the Tumblr crowd by changing Dlisted’s name to HiddlestonListed. I’m not doing that….yet. So when I first decided to get an intern, I thought I would probably pick a complete and utter crazy who would drive me to guzzle down massive amounts of booze and suck off my bong more than I already do. Truth is, I was a little disappointed when I didn’t pick an utter crazy, because it would’ve given me a good reason to guzzle down more booze. But for the past 3 months, Megan and Allison have been the opposite of crazy (I will NOT mention the time Megan told me she was going to try to turn boiling water into snow in her backyard) and have done nothing but help me out, make me laugh and put up with me. Megan won’t be posting on Dlisted anymore, but she’ll still be dragging the Kartrashians through the crowded playground called the Internet. You can find Megan writing about celebrity stuff (and other stuff) at her site The Poll Vault. Thank you, Megan! I would try to turn boiling water into snow in your honor, but California is currently trapped in the Solar Vortex. Now on to crumbs!
The walls and roof of Tumblr are safe from crumbling due to the screeches and cooch-exploding wails from the Hiddlestoners, because Tom Hiddleston is not engaged and he’s not having a Loki baby. Crisis averted! – Celebitchy
Even when done up like a 1970s kindergarten teacher from the Midwest, Tilda Swinton kills all those hos – Lainey Gossip
Michelle Obama’s got moves and I can’t say I’ve truly lived until I’ve seen Barbara Bush do the same thing – Towleroad
Guess who’s in a bikini again?!!! Sadly, the answer is not Richard Simmons. I wish it was always Richard Simmons – Drunken Stepfather
By the time Batman vs. Superman comes out, they’ll have to change the title to Batgrandpa vs. Superoldman (now that is some shit I’d pay to see) – IDLYITW
If Backdoor Farrah shot that football out of her ass, I wouldn’t be surprised, but I would be impressed – Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Lawrence is that commenter who rage types you death threats when you don’t throw up the words SPOILER ALERT before a spoiler – The Superficial
Don’t bother doing your hair tomorrow or any day after that, because Michael Buble’s baby’s got the hair game on lock – Popsugar
By “God, Sex and Music,” Kanye West means that he prayed to the altar of Kanye (aka a mirror) while doing himself with a butt dildo shaped like profile as a Kanye song played in the background – Reality Tea
Kate Bosworth looks like a really fancy laundry bag – Popoholic
That open toilet is foreshadowing, right? – The Berry
It’s been a while, but we meet again, shirtless pictures of Edward Norton – Just Jared
But why did I think that the dumb piece of trash with the watermelon cup was Tara Reid? – Jezebel
Another George Michael album is coming – OMG Blog
The Bitch Ranking Of Downton Abbey – Pajiba
“I saw this coming” said absolutely nobody except for Kim Kardashian since she’s dumber than a wet piece of tampon lint – Popbytes
The Lesbeaver spent all of Lil Za’s allowance money on strippers – ICYDK
Since I never watched Days of Our Lives, Sami Brady checking out of that show means nothing to me, but I’m trying to feel the emotions I felt when Asian Blair left One Life to Live – SOW