Night Crumbs
Bradley Cooper brought Sookie Stackhouse Suki Waterhouse to the SAG Awards and he really should’ve pruned his beard as perfectly as he pruned the beard on his face, because that child’s hair “half-assed prom curls deflating in humidity” hair is a true tragedy – Lainey Gossip
If you want to be 100% right about something at least once a day, then wake up every morning and tell yourself, “I’m going to see brand new pictures of RiRi in a bikini” – Drunken Stepfather
Let me correct the statement above: Tell yourself, “I’m going to see at least TWO brand new sets of pictures of RiRi in a bikini” – The Superficial
Ariana Grande wants everyone to know that there’s enough Yaki hair on her head to keep the head of every Knowles covered for years – Celebitchy
As I looked at these delicate, demure flowers from the AVN Awards, I asked myself, “I wonder which one of these dresses June Squibb is going to wear to the Oscars?” – Hollywood Tuna
ABC’s publicists keep writing more “I’m sowwy” statements for The Bachelor – Towleroad
The Palace of the Versailles might be the only place in France that can fit Kanye West’s ego and Kim Kartrashian’s ass at the same time so this makes sense – Reality Tea
Only a true gourmet with a refined palate prefers his Sizzurp with pineapple Fanta instead of Sprite – IDLYITW
I really hope that Jennifer Aniston didn’t take a wrecking ball to that 1990s Ikea and LEGO kitchen – The Berry
FAKE! I refuse to believe that The Lesbeaver spells “you’re” right – Jezebel
Minka Kelly’s dog is all the way over it and doing a perfect impersonation of me after five minutes on the elliptical – Popoholic
And the pregnant nun was Salvadoran. El Salvador is representing RIGHT as always! – OMG Blog
You know, I would totally pay to see an actual bowl of tapioca pudding play Dan Akroyd – Pajiba
Ke$ha’s mother is still talking – ICYDK
Kelly Clarkson is having a girl – HuffPo
Ariana Grande, you’ve been challenged – Tosh.0
Jerry Ferrara’s hairy nipples, because why not – Just Jared
Let A Ho Be A Ho: Robin Thicke touches lips with a barely legal-looking girl with Scary Spice circa 1995 hair – Popsugar
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