The Bachelor Didn’t Mean To Call Gay People “Perverts,” He Meant To Call Us Dick Crazed Sluts
Juan Pablo Galavis must’ve gotten the memo that today’s theme is shitty apologies, because he shat one out on his Facebook page today. The deadbeat dad, bottom level reality fame whore who makes out with a bunch of different chicks on TV said in an interview that there shouldn’t be a gay Bachelor, because it wouldn’t be a good example for the innocent children of America and gay dudes are more “pervert(ed).” ABC’s publicist reached up into their ass, pulled out an excuse, strapped Juan Pablo to the backpedaling machine and made him say it. Juan Pablo is blaming it on his English and says that he didn’t mean to say that gay people are pervertido, he meant to say we’re very cariñoso (aka affectionate). And by “affectionate” he means we’re all dick crazed sluts who are always sucking each other’s dicks. Why is everybody looking at me and my vanity plate that says “DCKHGRYSL“?
Here’s Juan Pablo trying to cover up the shit that came out of his mouth with more shit.
People,
I want to apologize to all the people I may have offended because of my comments on having a Gay or Bisexual Bachelor. The comment was taken out of context. If you listen to the entire interview, there’s nothing but respect for Gay people and their families. I have many gay friends and one of my closest friends who’s like a brother has been a constant in my life especially during the past 5 months. The word pervert was not what I meant to say and I am very sorry about it. Everyone knows English is my second language and my vocabulary is not as broad as it is in Spanish and, because of this, sometimes I use the wrong words to express myself. What I meant to say was that gay people are more affectionate and intense and for a segment of the TV audience this would be too racy to accept. The show is very racy as it is and I don’t let my 5 year old daughter watch it. Once again, I’m sorry for how my words were taken. I would never disrespect anyone.
Sinceramente,
Juan Pablo Galavis.
My response to that is a finger sign that any language can understand.
Juan Pablo should’ve just taken a page from Madge’s book entitled “I Am So Sorry (Not I Am Not)” by saying he meant “pervert” as a term of endearment. You know when he greets his gay best friend, he pinches his cheeks and says, “Oh, you little butt-munching, peen-breathed hussy pervert, you!”