Madge Plays The “Sorry If You Were Offended” Card

January 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Seen above looking like a Sasquatch chocha complete with a toxic clit (aka like Khloe Kardashian’s cooch) while wobbling along the streets of NYC yesterday, Madge took a break from rubbing her snatch from all the attention she’s getting to release a non-apology disguised as an apology on Facebook. Last night, Madge, being the paint-huffing, grillz-wearing 13-year-old suburban white kid that she is, used the hashtag #disnigga when posting a picture on Instagram of Rocco Ritchie doing boxing shit. Madge took it down a few minutes later and told her “haters” to get off her dick. Madge couldn’t produce a fuck about this if she tried, but I guess somebody forced her to queef out an apology. Reading her non-apology is like watching a brat eye roll and mumble his way through an apology speech that his parents made him give.

“I am sorry if I offended anyone with my use of the N word on Instagram. It was not meant as a racial slur.. I am not a racist. There’s no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention.. It was used as a term of endearment toward my son who is white. I appreciate that it’s a provocative word and I apologize if it gave people the wrong impression. Forgive me.”

Bitch’s assistant must’ve erased the line “I’ve fucked black dick and have two black children, haterz!” after “I am not a racist.

I can’t tell a lie, I laughed at the “term of endearment toward my son who is white” part. Most moms use shit like “honey” or “sweetie” as a term of endearment, but ~cool momz~ use “#disnigga!” “Hood Madge” makes me actually long for the days of British Madge.

Madge should’ve just called everyone “enslavers” for telling her to not use that hashtag and gone back to not caring, because that messy non-apology wrapped in a crusty shell of contradictions didn’t help. She would’ve been better off stealing one of Shia LaDouche’s stolen apologies.

Pics: Splash

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