Hot Slut Of The Day!

Doris Deahardie, the great great grandma from Saundby, England who knows how to party and hired a stripper for her 100th birthday!

Please meet your future self! Doris Deahardie is a horny, ole’ great great memaw who wanted to spend her 36,500th day on earth with some floppy, sweaty peen in her face. Memaw Deahardie (more like Memaw GoHARDie) has lived long enough to know that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself, so she hired her own stripper and told the agency that she wanted one who would give her the full monty. Doris’ heart may be 100 years old, but it still beats for peen. The Retford Times (via HuffPo) says that Do It Up Doris originally wanted to take a helicopter ride for her 100th, but nixed that idea when she was told that the pilot wouldn’t strip for her.

Doris came prepared to party and brought along a bottle of baby oil and a can of whipped cream. Doris’ daughter-in-law says that when the stripper did his thing, Doris put on his captain hat and got all the way up in there.

“It was brilliant, a really good night. Her face when the lad straddled her! I don’t think she’d believed he would do the whole lot. She loved the limo ride to the pub and to see an 100-year-old enjoy something like this was great.”

My hero’s son Barry says that they weren’t at all afraid that the excitement would kill her and they’d have to write “death by dick” on her death certificate, because she’s got “the lungs of a 30-year-old.”

There’s really no better way to start your day than with a priceless picture of a 100-year-old memaw smiling at a pair of man nalgas. And if Do It Up Doris ever comes to America, she should hook up with the dick-hungry grandma. They’d take all the dicks!