Night Crumbs
Some hos are saying that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are engaged and she has been covering up that finger while hitting the ho stroll. If Vanessa Paradis ever wanted to get married, then proposing to his trick of a minute is a nice “fuck you” from Johnny to her – Lainey Gossip
Sweet = Peter Pan proposing to Wendy on stage during the show. Not sweet = Peter Pan murdering a family of guinea pigs to make that wig – The Berry
Gisele Bundchen carried her helmet-less baby while driving an ATV and my 3-month-old self who used to sit in my dad’s lap while he sped down the freeway in his Thunderbird says “pfft!” to this – Celebitchy
Home Depot employee is as good at baby catching as that baby’s parent is at not securing them in a shopping cart properly – Drunken Stepfather
“Bored of looking at each other’s faces” is what killed Hilary Duff’s marriage – The Superficial
In case you’ve ever wondered what Johnathan Groff looks like when he sits on the toilet after working out – Towleroad
But what is that milky stain on Vanessa Hudgens’ dress? How very Lewinsky of you, Vanessa! – Hollywood Tuna
NeNe Leakes looking like a Wilson’s Leather outlet fro the late 80s – Reality Tea
What I’m getting from this is that Simon Cowell’s going to hand Lauren Silverwhatever her pink slip as soon his newborn baby slips out of her cooch and starts suckling on his tete – Jezebel
Anna Kendrick looks like she just got out of a dry sauna – Popoholic
Lindsay Lohan’s new “friend” doesn’t look like he can afford her night rate, so it must be an hourly thing – IDLYITW
JLo admits what everyone knows – ICYDK
I didn’t know Justin Bieber and Pimp Mama Kris had a baby together – OMG Blog
I sigh at the fact that Blue Ivy Carter’s glitter shoes, which she probably threw into the fire after wearing them once, cost more than a year’s rent – Popsugar
Daniel Day-Lewis strutting that ass – Just Jared
The dangers of dancing on Ecstasy – Videogum
“Please remember her name, please remember her name, please remember her name” is what you’d heard if you put your ear to Leonardo DiCaprio’s head in this picture – Celebslam
Vintage Betty White – SOW