Kim Kardashian Is Filing A Police Report Against The Kid Kanye Punched
Kim Kardashian has already met with her lawyer following Kanye West becoming a suspect in a criminal battery investigation following yesterday’s weird ass scuffle in a chiropractor’s office after an 18-year-old threw a bunch of racial slurs at Kim, then patiently waited for Kanye to show up to whomp on his ass. Sources told TMZ the man screamed, “I WILL KILL YOU, SLUT!” and they say she is going to file a police report over the death threat as a counterattack to Kanye’s suspect status.
JUST over the death threat, right? Because if you can go to jail for calling Kim a slut, most of the Dlisted community is fucked (but then again, this could be a great opportunity for a meet up as long as everybody is okay with wearing orange jump suits instead of the Slut Dress and lucite heels).
TMZ also said that given Kanye’s general inability to keep his damn hands to himself and his pending battery charges stemming from an attack on a pap at LAX, he may be F-U-C-K fucked if charges are brought following this investigation. Maybe it’s the mix of meds I took trying to make my stupid face stop hurting from a sinus infection, but this whole thing is so confusing. I don’t get why that kid stuck around to wait for Kanye unless he’s related to this previous Open Post host. I’m also torn between wanting to scream, “use your words, not your hands you idiot motherfucker!” at Kanye and the self loathing that comes with even suggesting he should talk any more than he already fucking has.