Kanye West Punched An 18-Year-Old For Saying Racist Shit To Kim Kartrashian
A strange, bizarre and extremely unnatural thing might’ve happened in Beverly Hills today. Kanye Kardashian might’ve punched a trick who deserved it. The end of days are coming.
TMZ says that Kim Kardashian was going into a chiropractor’s office in Beverly Hills today when some 18-year-old kid held the door for her while saying, “Fuck these faggot ass niggers.” No, the 18-year-old piece of trash was not reciting a lyric from Kanye West’s song “Don’t Stop.” He was talking about the paparazzi who were taking pictures of Kim. Kim, being the lady she is, told him it was not okay for him to say “nigger” (but it’s totally okay for him to say “faggot“). The kid shot back at Kim with, “Fuck you bitch. Just trying to help you. Shut up nigger lover, stupid slut.”
The little racist kept shit talking and when Kim called Kanye on the phone for help, he shouted, “Fuck you, nigger!” Kanye was on his way when Kim called and a few minutes later he showed up at the chiropractor’s office, found the little racist and punched him. I know, it’s a shocking turn of events when Kim isn’t the one getting pounded by a black guy. The massage therapist in the office separated Kanye and the little racist while Kim screamed, “We have it all on tape!”
The 18-year-old wants to press charges and the cops want to interview Kanye about it. Kanye could face charges.
Are we sure this isn’t really a Chapelle’s Show skit? Damn.
This whole story is an odd mess. So that 18-year-old just sat in the office waiting to get his ass whooped by Kanye? Why was Kim at the chiropractor anyway? She doesn’t have any bones, joints or human organs. Her insides are filled with nothing but silicone, the blood of Lucifer and that clear soil jelly you buy at the swap meet. I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole thing was staged for their shitty reality show and Pimp Mama Kris was later seen handing the kid a stack of hundreds while saying, “Adding ‘faggot’ was a nice touch. Here’s another $200, kid!”
And here’s Kim and Kanye at Mr. Chow last night.
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