Ke$ha’s Mom Checks Into The Same Rehab Center As Her Daughter

January 11, 2014 / Posted by:

After Ke$ha checked  into Timberline Knolls treatment center in Illinois to deal with her eating disorder, her mom Pebe Sebert (which kind of sounds like the name a Chicken Little character) blamed her daughter’s issues on Dr. Luke. Pebe (Side note: It’s taking all the will in my body to not type Pee-pee) told People that Dr. Luke ran his mouth to Ke$ha’s friends about how she was built like a refrigerator, and not one of those skinny ass studio apartment refrigerators either. Pebe claims that after Dr. Luke told Ke$ha to get skinnier, she became bulimic. All that drama has apparently fucked with Pebe’s nerves and now she’s checking into the same rehab facility as her daughter to be treated for post-traumatic stress disorder. Yeah, mother and daughter are rehabbing together, and it’s NOT Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah. Dr. Drew just punched himself in the head for not coming up with that idea while Celebrity Rehab was still on.

Pebe let everyone know that she’s checking into the Justin Timberlake Solange Knowles treatment center by releasing this statement to People:

“I’m checking myself into Timberline Knolls today for post-traumatic stress disorder, at Ke$ha’s urging. This whole Dr. Luke thing has almost torn our family apart and taken over my life, and Ke$ha wants me to heal along with her.”

I don’t know much about therapy or inpatient treatment, but being trapped in a building with your own mother while you’re both going through some serious shit sounds like the opposite of a good idea. And there’s no booze or mind-altering drugs in that building. That sounds like Christmas break but without the sweet nectar. A living nightmare.

And while reading about Pebe calling out Dr. Luke, I found this quote she said about her daughter’s music:

“She writes amazing, beautiful ballads as good as Bob Dylan.”

Yup, she needs rehab.

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