Night Crumbs

Superman and Almost-Wonder-Woman adopted a puppy friend together. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? While you ponder that thought, I’ll throw jealous cunt looks at the puppy who gets to snuggle between Superman’s legs – Lainey Gossip
Pointless Break is right – Lainey Gossip
Here’s some famous hos who used to be cheerleaders. Every time I see the third picture I have to tell myself over and over again that it’s not Cesar Romero. I think. – The Berry
I don’t know what to believe anymore! Dance Moms fakes shit! Next, you’re going to tell me that Abby Lee Miller isn’t really Tyler Perry in a fat white suit – Jezebel
Dean Cain isn’t giving The Dog Who Saved The Holidays the true respect it deserves – The Superficial
Kate Upton goes hillbilly for V Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
Is this the reason for why there was a panty pudding flood warning in Oklahoma? – Celebitchy
Jonathan from 30 Rock got engaged to his boyfriend in India and surprisingly enough he didn’t get arrested for it – Towleroad
Kyle Richards could lose another 7 pounds if she pulls the stick out of her ass – Reality Tea
It’s a new day, which means there’s new pictures of Maria Menononousnononoswhatever’s ass in a tight dress – IDLYITW
I’m disappointed in the ASPCA, because they should’ve captured the tortured beast boots on Brit Brit’s hooves while they had the chance – Hollywood Tuna
I’d watch 3 hours (plus a 1 hour red carpet special) of Tommy Lee Jones doing his signature Golden Globes bitchface – Pajiba
Just how many june bugs died to make Emmy Rossum’s dress? – Popoholic
This is how Kelly Preston gets John Travolta to come home – The Berry
Taye Digg allegedly (I said, ALLEGEDLY) dated while he was married so why wouldn’t he continue to date while he’s single? – ICYDK
Just a touch of bare Hannibal ass – (NSFWish) OMG Blog
Matt Boner got a buzz cut and I don’t think my nipples will ever un-harden again – Just Jared
Okay, I get it that Conan’s employee is a disgusting, gross, messy, shameless slob, but I still would and I would in that disgusting, gross, messy office – SOW