Madge’s Got A New Toy

When Madge snatched Baby Jesus out of his crib in the dead of night and made him her boy toy, he was 21. When Madge lured Baby Brahim to her by leaving pieces of graham crackers from his house to her dungeon, he was 22. Timor Steffans, the piece that Madge is getting on now is 26. So I can’t call him Baby Timor. He’s 26! Let’s call him Toddler Timor.

Radar says that just a month after we all learned that Madge dropped Baby Brahim off at the orphan house where she drops off all her cast-off pieces, she got herself a new dude. Madge is apparently wrapping her succubus snatch around her Dutch back-up dancer Timor Steffans. Toddler Timor spent the holidays with Madge and her family in Switzerland. Some source says that Madge let Toddler Timor stay up past his bedtime to be her date to Valentino’s New Year’s Eve party and everyone was whispering about how she’s already got a new dude.

“The chemistry between Madonna and Timor was pretty intense. Some people at the party were whispering about how Madonna had just broken up with her ex, and now she’s already with a new guy. It’s that kind of crowd. Plus, you can’t really ignore the fact that Timor is SO much younger than Madonna. I mean, he’s basically a replacement for her ex. He looks just like Brahim. Madonna didn’t give a fuck that people were whispering! She was really showing him off, drinking and dancing with him all over the place. It was obvious he was already close to all her kids, especially Rocco. They spent a lot of the night on New Year’s joking around with each other.

Madonna was even hinting to people that one of the reasons she likes Timor so much is because he’s a natural with her children. She isn’t really the type to come out and say something like that, but it was obvious. She had a little smile on her face whenever she watched Timor goofing around with Rocco and the other kids.”

Of course Toddler Timor is friends with her 13-year-old son. They’re probably both stuck on the same level in Call of Duty: Ghosts and they sneak out together in the middle of the night to drink gin behind the house.

Some whores (including this whore) give Madge shit for taking her memaw crotch from young piece to young piece, but why not? She’s 55, she’s Madonna and she’s rich. Bitch should be fucking her way through boy toy after boy toy. Besides, whenever Madge has been with a piece for a long time and she’s sucked all of the youth and innocence out of him, his body shrivels and he turns into a pile of dust. So she has to get a new boy toy, because who wants to fuck a pile of dust? (“I do!” says Hugh Hefner’s wife)

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