Doogie Howser Takes You On A Drunken Journey From Margaritaville To Plasteredashellville
When you’re a millionaire celebrity who’s vacationing in warm Mexico with your family and a bunch of hot friends, sometimes you get bored with sunning your nipples while lounging by the pool with your hot friends, so you entertain yourself by entertaining your hundreds of thousands of Instagram followers with a cute, staged pictorial about what happens when a ho who doesn’t have the booze tolerance of an Irish uncle downs the nectar of the Mexican Gods. Neil Patrick Harris did just that yesterday and he started the story off with that picture and this note:
Last day of our Mexico adventure. Let’s see just how many margaritas I can drink. Cheers!
It goes on from there and the rest is after the cut. It can also double as a visual interpretation of the fall of Lindsay Lohan’s career. If you’re currently trapped in one of the Snow Miser’s ice cold fart bubbles, keep a blowdryer handy, because you’ll want to unfreeze the frozen tears that form in your eyes as you look at NPH looking so fucking, unnaturally goddamn warm.
Margarita #4: Feeling great. Can’t find my book…
Margarita #7: Yummy yum yum! Man, what’s in these things?!?
Margarita #12: I’s the life of the party!! Everybodyone is LOVING me!!
Margarita #17: Maaaybeee shud take break I shud maybeee. #ifoundahat
Margarita #19: ……hic!……
Margarita #W: I swinnin laps
Magachita #3, 4 mebbe? : Bruuuglah dret scruh nuu rezzlooshun! Nigh nigh nowh. #annndblackout
That last one is EXACTLY what it would look like if LiLo starred in a remake of From Here to Eternity. And what NPH calls the last day of his Mexico adventure, Kathie Lee Gifford calls her EVERYDAY!